Hello. My name is Ryan-Tyler N. Mason. My friends tend to call me by my full name. No one has ever referred to me as Rye-Ty or even as RTNM (even though I constantly refer to myself by my initials). Why? I am not really sure, but I am fairly certain it is a long and uninteresting tale.
As the story goes, (and just so you know) I am a figment of another man’s fancy. He made me up, invented me out of nothing. As I understand it, I sprang out of another dimension; an elusive, mysterious, and apparently mathematical one. He uses me to tell his stories, and believe me when I tell you it can be very difficult to get him to stop banging on a keyboard.
One final thought…for various reasons people are constantly asking me how old I am. They are surprised to learn that I know (and vividly remember) the exact moment I came into existence. If you hang around here long enough I will make sure you get the whole story.
